One fine Glasgow wet evening, the managing director of Solripe (The Ginger peeple!) went to
Parkhead to watch his beloved Glasgow Celtic skelp some other wee Scottish team's arse.
Finding the car park (?) full he drove his brand new Volvo to park in the famous "side streets"
of the holy ground.
"The Glasgow wean" who commisioned him with 'Can a watch yur motor mister?' was disappointed when
the ginger baron decided to save himself 50p by announcing "No thanks!". Pointing to his new motor, his pride and joy, he commented "I think those two can look after it just fine" - (Two snarling rottweilers echoed) his money saving tip.
After watching "Jinky" Johnstone destroy some other Scottish "Up and Coming" right-back the smug
tightarse returned to his motor to find.....
4 FLAT TYRES AND A NOTE ON HIS WINDAE!!!
"HEY MISTER! KIN YUR DUGS BLOW UP TYRES????"