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just surfing to see what came up.
we hold a charity event in aberdeen every year called "The Rammy" hence the interest.
let me know what you get up to - it might prove an interesting connection for next years event.
alan johnston <email@example.com>
aberdeen, scotland -
Just want to say that I love your site! I'm originally from
Cumbernauld but now live here in Mobile (husband is in USCG). I have
visited it every day since I discovered it. My favorite is the Glasgow
patter. I was sitting at my desk laughing hysterically and my fellow
co-workers thought I had "lost the heid." Keep up the good work!
Suzanne MacKay Kortus <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Mobile, AL USA -
What do you mean by "RAMMY," eh? Because I don't know what my name means. Thanx.
Rammy Elkhori <Rammy1@hotmail.com>
On Canada -
Well chaps, I came accross your site today and just had to let you
know how much I enjoyed it. You Jocks have such a wonderful sense of
Glasgow, Scotland -
great site am an eejit tae
Ronnie Kirton <BOABSER@aol.com>
san fran, ca USA -
nice website. I am especially interested in eejits so if you could e
mail me with porn it would be handy. one day my bike broke down so
please send me a new one by e mail.
thank you very much, you have been very helpful on this matter
Russell Mould <email@example.com>
Edinburgh, skinny Scotland -
I'm having an affair with Stephen Gately.
Ronan Keating <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Dublin, Ireland -
March 21, jist sittin' here thinking aboot ra Rammy......and the good pals involved...missin' ye aw.......
JUICEHEIGHT!!!!!!.....if no' ye musta fertit......Gas Mask gas mask....naebiddy light a fag.
Yer china ayewis
Wee Katie <email@example.com>
Tronna, Canada -
It wis gid tae read yer pages, where can a punnter yet a good piece an sausage in Toronto?
Is there a Scottish butcher were I could take sum hame tae ma hoose in New Brunswick.
Tommy McQuilter <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Quispamsis, NB Canada -
We wid like tae talk tae Benny the BAM! Frae Oakville.
P.S. Joyce, James - Mississauga
Bankie Jimmy <email@example.com>
Mississauga, ON Canada -
bampots one @allgreat stuff whaslikeus damfue
BENNY THE BAM MCCORMICK <firstname.lastname@example.org>
oakville, ont can -
My name is Ramon (a.k.a Rammy)
Rammy D (honest!) <email@example.com>
Reading, UK -
Wisht ah hud kent aboot the rammy too.
Ma wife canny speek proaper ony mair. Livin' in Oakville dus it (British West Toronto!)
magic sites and links.
Have passed oan the guid wurd to mam weans in vancouver and calgary!
Hope they kin unserstaun' this.
Big Sanny <firstname.lastname@example.org>
Oakville, On Canada -
MAGIC,DEAD BRILL ANAT!A`m no finished wi it yet,hud tae dry ma eyes,a couldny see oot them.keep it up an awe ra best
SANDY ALLAN <email@example.com>
Bramalea , ont CANADA -
Sounds like a barrel ah laffs ta me. Joy ;-)
Joy ;-) <firstname.lastname@example.org>
IN USA -
ah think youse awe hid a rerr territ that pairty
wis a hid been rerr
awe rah best the cowboy.
brampton, ont canada -
Lang may your lum reek
Jim McClure <email@example.com>
Geelong , Vic Australia -
right you...furst of aw...who ate aw ra grub? thats whit aw that paddin aboot
wiz aboot...up durin the night cookin up rolls n sossidge....ah heard
that the tower block at Kkkkatie's hud blocked lavvy pan pipes efter
a certain person went in an drapped a big submarine doon her lavvy.
WELLWELLWELL AINT IT GOOD TAE SEE THE RAMMY BACK IHEARD IT WIS TAKEN
DOON COS AE LOATS AW COMPLAINTS SO HERE IS THE LIST AW COMPLAINTS AH
GOAT.. IFFEN YUR GUILTY OF ANY CRIMES OAN UP ..
1 THE FOOD BANK....ENUFF GRUB WIS SWALLIED IN THAT WEEKEND TAE FEED THE ENTIRE DOSS HOOSE IN TORONTO
2 NIAGRA FALLS PARKS COMMISION....THEY SPENT THREE HOORS CLEANIN UP A STICKY WHITE MESS UNDERNEATH THE MOUNTIES HORSE
3 ARMY AND NAVY STORES.....THEY COULDNY FIND ENUFF GAS MASKS TAE SELL
COS THERR WIS WAN ALMIGHTY GUFF HIT THE STREETS THAT WEEKEND
4 RON AN ROSEMARY......THEY WUR PROMISED DERY BOAX AND NEVER GOAT A SNIFTER
5 A WUMMIN WI A BARREL.....SHE TRIED TAE BURN IT BUT SOMEHOW SHITE DISNY BURN THEY TELLT HER
6 THE RESIDNETS AW KATIES TOWER BLOCK ....THEY SAID IT WIS RUMBLIN LIKE A VOLCANO
7 THE FIRE BRIGADE.....THEY COULD STILL SMELL SMOKE FRAE KATIES KITCHEN IT SMELLT LIKE BURNT KENNOMEAT THEY SAID
8 ACE RENT A CAR...WHEN THEY GOATTHE MOTOR BACK IT WIDNY TAKE THE RIGHT
TURN OAFFS KEPT HEARINGA NOISE FRAE THE INJUN SAYING OOPS WE MISSED IT
9 WULLIE AND MIMA...THEY WERE SHORT WAN STEAK PIE TEN FAGS AND THE
SWEARY BOAX WIS MISSING AND WHENTHEY OPENED THE DERRY BOAX THE COFEE
CREAM WIS GUZZLED
10 KATIE.....COS AH ONLY HID WAN SUITCASE! SHE COULDNT HAVE STUFFED ANY
MERR FOOD INTAE IT AND SHE HID LOADS LEFT AYE HID IS THE RIGHT WURD
COSSHE HID THEEGGS AND TELLTME WHENI WIS PADDIN ABOOT THATSHE HAD
PLANKED AW HER STUFF FRAE LINDY LOOO SHE EVEN PLANKED HER SNOWBAW HER
AIN SNOWBAW SHE THOUGHT ITWAS LINDY LOOS BUT LIMP ALONG LINDA HAD
ALREADY PLANKED HERS..PAR FIR THE COURSE THAT EH?
KINGSTON , OON CANADA EH? -